8AM APOCALYPSE

The Final Stand-Up Show

Sunday, May 11 — 8:00AM — Grove 34, NYC
50 seats. $300–$1,200. No refunds.

This isn’t a comedy show.
This is a stand-up exorcism.No chairs.
No cameras.
No next time.You’ll either be in the room—
or you’ll hear about it from someone who was.

• CLAIM YOUR SEAT TO THE CHAOS